Perpetual Tockism

I’m gonna slide this entry between Christmas and New Year’s, just cause I love these two strips omg somebody kill me!!

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

and this one too!

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (click for full sized strip!)

Hell yeah life’s sooooooo good!!! Come at me, troublemakers!

It was really an unforgettable Christmas moment for me. What looked like a doomed and depressed Christmas, no thanks to the fact that I’ve always celebrated Christmas in London and I fear how it’ll turn out back here in Malaysia, suddenly turned around into a magical journey through the pain that I was expecting to happen, the loneliness that was there, and yet, dissipated thanks to the company I was with.

It all started out with KY’s Christmas Eve party. As you can read in the post below, I had quite a hectic Christmas Eve schedule which I totally enjoyed. Here are some of the memorable moments that I could come up with from my camera:

Simon the caretaker *cough* feeding Zoe some Mango Juice which I’m sure is perfectly legal…

KY the host distributing booze by the mass (thanks to Tuborg and its representative, the coolest girl ever called Siao Ling!) to ST and KimCun among the few that were there.

Huai Bin the drunk and Cindy the tipsy raving it up lol! Little did he know he was to be the “hero” of the party lol

And how could I ever forget my baby Yee Hou, whom we shared a lovely chocolatey kiss in public with

From here on I’m stealing pictures from Facebook!

Mr Horny and myself! He’s awesome la hahahah, damn funny and wrecked havoc on the party with his theme for the Christmas Gift Exchange, “anything you can wear”. Now put 1 and 1 together and you can sort of guess what this means

Some of the outcome of the party! Look at the orgy LOL! Oh and everyones gathered aroudn me I feeeeeeel soooo looooved <3 lol!

and FINALLY!

My GIFT!!! Isn’t it awesome?! HAhahahah comments please I know you all <3 me :P Especially my dear funny Firdy & awesome Chaychay, I <3 you guys.

If you guys wanna see more I suggest you take a look at all these people’s blogs who blogged about it:
 
KY the host of the party!
Suanie who got my gift, how very apt
Huai Bin has been a veerryy naughty boy this Christmas, he needs to be spanked

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But really, honestly, the real highlight of Christmas is Christmas itself, and I was really blessed to have the company of these people who made my day

Thanks to Zoe we managed to get the recipe for the Eggnog, something that I take EVERY Christmas without FAIL! We even did a video on how we did this, but later la, now blog simple simple first hehe. This was the result of our hardwork, thanks to Ayman (my long time friend who never failed me, ever!), Yee Hou (my baby) and Zoe who never failed to cheer me up

OUR GLASSES OF EGGNOG! Heck, even Yee Hou who was so scared to drink this loved it! Why was he scared?

Cause it was made out of raw eggs. Details later

The Christmas gang at my crib.

Thank you all of you, so much soooo much! You made my Christmas, and that is very important to me. Just like how Claudine made mine, but she never wants to admit it hehe. Love ya all!

Merry Christmas!!!

MERRY MERRY VERY BERRY CHRISTMAS!

Let’s see just what happened.

1. Went Christmas shopping. Got a very nice Christmas exchange gift for KY’s Christmas Eve Party!

2. Left work early, cause got si tou’s permission (and left the whole office in laughter) cause I said I needed to go to the hospital!

3. Got lost in Cheras fetching Zoe, had to ask for help. Thanks to Victor gor gor and Ren. Luckily I was early otherwise stuck in jam.

4. Calling Ren, though, was the highest point of embarrassment for me. He made me realise that there was a mismatch between my gut feelings and stupidity! (Yes Tock, it’s MIDAH TENGAH 3 and not MIDAH BESAR 3!!) Damn embarrassing cannot tell you full story!

5. Went to hospital for a big surprise. Not for me though. LOL!

6. Saved a soul. Made me happy

7. Went to 1 Utama for Christmas shopping again!!! I got my Love Chicken that little did we know was the life of the party that night! Zoe did her Christmas shopping for the 11 in her list. Settled for cheesecakes later before leaving CAUSE WE WERE LATE for the parteh!

8. Made it long before the Christmas exchange event, around 11pm! Drinking ensued. Fun ensued. Puking? Later in the night

9. CHRISTMAS GIFT EXCHANGE TIME! ZOMG. This needs a dedicated post to itself. I got something really good. lolol. And my gift? It went to the best person ever, before it got stolen. And stolen. And stolen. It’s damn popular i damn happy

10. Love Chicken was the life of the party that night, and so was popping beers. All drank. Underaged girl included! I was sane. I was good. I was innocent okay!

it’s the chef and the chicken! it soooo belongs at KY’s place that I decided to leave it there

11. Love orgy happened. With my darling Yee Hou. And my darling Firdy. I love them both <3

12. Makan time happened. This was AFTER puuuuuuuking happened! Not me, but everyone else. Including Huai Bin. But he wasn’t the worst!

13. Though Huai Bin did drop dead literally during dinner. The S.M.A.R.T. troop consisting Zoe, Simon, Yee Hou and I were responsible to take him home. And that, my friends, was an entirely different story altogether, which I will post about!

14. Finally fetched all back, and I only got home around 7am to sleep, and woke up at 2.30pm. Which is why I’m posting this. Which is why there’s probably a lot that happened in between but I cannot remember yet, with my groggy head. Pictures, of course, will come soon. This time you have to see unrelated pictures so damn funny AHHAHAHAH!

MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL!!

You know it’s only during Christmas eve that you get…

… many married couples who try to conceive their children just before Christmas day!

why?

so that they could save money for a double celebration in one day instead of having to celebrate twice lol!!!

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And did anyone notice where’ll I’ll be tonight for Christmas Eve countdown?
Will you be there too? See ya and a very merry christmas eve to you!

No I’m serious. Really. It says on the board “Restoran Jangan Ketawa”. Which translates to “Don’t Laugh Restaurant”.

Apparently it’s because it was really famous once upon a time for their Chilli Pan Mee, and one day a customer decided to go overboard and added chillies enough to overkill Neo-Bahamut in Final Fantasy 7, finished it but choked to his sorry-ass death while laughing in his victory. Yes, boys and girls, laughing while eating spicy food (especially THIS spicy) can cause your throat to be burnt with spice, thus causing a post-traumatic deathly sensation and eventually, death. With that, the restaurant quickly changed their signboard to say “Don’t Laugh” due to the severeness of their Spicy Pan Mee.

Did you really think I was being serious? lol

Anyway since then they have moved to another place about 2 minutes walk from the original restaurant, located off Jalan Sultan Ismail, behind HSBC Building. I don’t know the real reason for that but I guess maybe someone did die… not because of the Chilli Pan Mee but died of laughter cause you’re not supposed to laugh in the “Restoran Jangan Ketawa” lolol!

Typically one would order a Dried Thin Pan Mee with a few fish or pork balls on top of it (each costing a whopping 50cents!!) and it comes with anchovies, mushrooms and minced meat. Their noodles are what makes them apart from others: it was fantastic. Soup was very tasty as well!

But I opted for the fat noodles, which was a little harder than I would have imagined. Nevertheless the texture was fresh, and for some reason I think it tasted really good! A dish like this costs RM5.50, a little pricey but that’s KL for you.

Of course all of these isn’t complete without adding in the dried chilli as you can see below. The standards were 3 spoonfuls, but some gung-ho ones can go up to 7 without breaking a sweat. Most just die at 2! The lunch crowd is ALWAYS sweating as they finish their dish and I guess the satisfaction of getting back into their air-conditioned offices must be a heavenly one. I know it was true for me! By the way, I took 5 spoonfuls myself but thanks to my tearing eyes, flooding sweat ducts and constant highness (thanks to the tingling spicy sensation!) I couldn’t manage to take a picture of my blood-sea covered dish.

Luckily the soup really does the trick in cooling your body. Still the very same night I experienced hell while “doing my thing” in the loo. Still, I thought it was alllll very worth it
Are you up for some challenge? Let me know if you managed to go past 5 spoons of dried chilli yeah, I’d respect you a lot. Like, a lot. Really!

Anyway, since then Kin Kin @ Raja Chulan has pretty much taken over the title, mostly thanks to their near-perfectly poached egg added on top of the noodles. I’m going there for lunch this afternoon, can’t wait to torture myself for more value-added pleasure!!! Come join? d

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On a separate note, I’ve gotten myself a hair cut.

I used to look like this. Since. Forever. Hate short hair ya see? And I’ve never paid over RM15 for my haircut, and even then it was only twice a year, just to cut my behind. I took care of the front myself cause I’m a genius like that!

My new look. Short hair. Some call it Ah Beng. Some say it’s really nice.

I just say it’s pure gay :’(

Funny how I had this dream a long, long time ago. (Can anybody guess what happens next? Check it out here!)

I think it’s still lodged somewhere in my head today. Mayb I AM going to try and make this dream a reality!

But I think smell is good. You can smell sexiness. At least, that’s what I’ve been told of myself

ANYWAY!

Can SOMEBODY please tell me why are people concentrating on the fact that there was no foul play on their deaths, when in fact an old enough gentleman (28 years old, in fact) and a 13 year old girl were found NAKED sleeping in the car TOGETHER should at least TELL YOU SOMETHING FAR MORE DISTURBINGGGGGGG!!!!

Like wth don’t people notice something horrible and sick or is it just me somebody TELL ME WHY!